googler slack off excuse

“The #1 Googler excuse for legitimately slacking off. - My mapreduce is running ___ .” I think “slow” goes into the blank, but it could be something else though. In case you wonder, MapReduce is a programming model Google used to processe and generate large data sets that are often over 100+ terabytes.

UPDATE: The excuse is actually just “My mapreduce is running”, in reference to this xkcd comic. Ahh, very clever… [thanks Googler Rory]

[photo by Googler Ellen Spertus, used under a CC-license]